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		<title>Purim, Pesach and Dr. Seuss</title>
		<link>http://rabbimichaelgreen.com/blog/2009/04/01/purim-pesach-and-dr-seuss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rabbi Michael Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="alignright" src="http://articles.aish.com/graphics/articles/JLGreenEggs230x150.jpg" alt="" width="230" height="150" />Our Sages reveal the following principle:

"Who is wise?"

"He who learns from every ('Adam' in Hebrew) man!"

We are not meant to only learn from the socially bright.

We are not meant to simply learn from a Rabbi.

Rather, Judaism believes that we can and should learn a lesson from every person we meet. Indeed, if there's anything that I learned from <a href="http://www.google.co.il/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Seuss&#38;ei=Q0TRSaqgO-CNjAfpqM2BBQ&#38;sa=X&#38;oi=spellmeleon_result&#38;resnum=1&#38;ct=result&#38;cd=1&#38;usg=AFQjCNEURCVe2Fx-d8fyuOkJKLOhG3Zl9A">Theodor Seuss Geisel</a>, the author of the famed Dr. Seuss series, it was the power and ability to captivate and impart a critical message  upon a diverse and broad audience using dizzying rhymes and colorful pictures for many years. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://articles.aish.com/graphics/articles/JLGreenEggs230x150.jpg" alt="" width="230" height="150" />Our Sages reveal the following principle:</p>
<p>&#8220;Who is wise?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;He who learns from every (&#8216;Adam&#8217; in Hebrew) man!&#8221;</p>
<p>We are not meant to only learn from the socially bright.</p>
<p>We are not meant to simply learn from a Rabbi.</p>
<p>Rather, Judaism believes that we can and should learn a lesson from every person we meet. Indeed, if there&#8217;s anything that I learned from <a href="http://www.google.co.il/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Seuss&amp;ei=Q0TRSaqgO-CNjAfpqM2BBQ&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spellmeleon_result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;usg=AFQjCNEURCVe2Fx-d8fyuOkJKLOhG3Zl9A">Theodor Seuss Geisel</a>, the author of the famed Dr. Seuss series, it was the power and ability to captivate and impart a critical message  upon a diverse and broad audience using dizzying rhymes and colorful pictures for many years. By conveying his message and morals subtly, in the form of a book for children, his points were heard by millions!</p>
<p>In light of the above, I was rather impressed with a particular<a href="http://www.google.co.il/url?sa=X&amp;start=0&amp;oi=define&amp;ei=GUTRSfW9POSZjAfL-7nWCQ&amp;sig2=qKNSL0LW-Vgo-p1NxGudVA&amp;q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mishloach_manot&amp;usg=AFQjCNEWAjzxOWQmaByT-xTgK6X1Od9cNA"> Mishloach Manot</a> package we received this year. In fact, this particular family performed the mitzvah by ensuring that their costumes, the packaging, food and poem where all in the spirit of Dr. Seuss. And so, I present to you the following poem written by Rabbi Abbish Rand:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">THE CAT IN THE HAT<br />
PURIM 5769</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The sun did so shine<br />
It was a great day to play<br />
So we ran out of the house<br />
On that fun Purim day</p>
<p>A lesson we had learned<br />
From that Cat in the Hat<br />
Was get up and do<br />
עשה טוב ‘s where it’s at</p>
<p>If all you could do here is<br />
Sit!<br />
Sit!<br />
Sit!<br />
Sit!<br />
הקב&#8221;ה doesn’t not like that<br />
Not one little bit</p>
<p>Life is a ladder<br />
You’ve got to keep climbing<br />
Else THINGS come along<br />
And send you tumbling and sliding</p>
<p>Better keep yourself busy<br />
Doing what Hashem wants from you<br />
Clean up your act<br />
Before trouble finds you</p>
<p>משיח is on his way home!<br />
Do you hear?<br />
Oh, How will he react?<br />
What will he say?<br />
Oh he would not like it<br />
To find you this way</p>
<p>“So go fast!” Says the<br />
FISH IN THE POT<br />
“Do you hear?<br />
We see him. משיח!<br />
משיח is near!<br />
So, as fast you can,<br />
Think of something to do!<br />
עשה טוב , סור מרע<br />
Do what you’ve gotta do!”</p>
<p>When משיח comes in<br />
And says to us all<br />
Did you fix up yourselves?<br />
Tell me. Did you help the כלל?</p>
<p>Do we have what to tell him?<br />
Now, what SHOULD we say?<br />
Well…<br />
What would you answer,<br />
If משיח asked YOU today?</p>
<p>Finally, just in time for Passover, <a href="http://www.aish.com/jewlariousFunnyStuff/jewlariousFunnyStuffDefault/Green_Eggs_and_Matzo__Brei.asp">here </a>is a great article entitled: <em>Green Eggs and Matzo Brei</em> that also pays tribute to Dr. Seuss. You never know, with all of the messages and morals that Dr. Seuss seemed to espouse, maybe the reason why he always covered his head with his trademark hat, was an allusion to his Jewish roots!</p>
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		<title>Funny Flying Trends</title>
		<link>http://rabbimichaelgreen.com/blog/2009/03/31/funny-flying-trends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rabbi Michael Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="alignright" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/26308184_33bfa1a610.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="113" height="113" />As a person who travels frequently on airplanes throughout the year, I make it a habit to read up on the current travel trends, advice and tricks of the trade. Accordingly, when I saw the latest news out of First Class, I just cracked up! After reading this article I asked myself, "if people really have that kinda money to spend, are we really in a recession?"

I hope that you'll click on over <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/03/25/forget-cargo-your-pet-needs-to-fly-first-class/">here </a>and enjoy the laugh as much as I did!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/26308184_33bfa1a610.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="113" height="113" />As a person who travels frequently on airplanes throughout the year, I make it a habit to read up on the current travel trends, advice and tricks of the trade. Accordingly, when I saw the latest news out of First Class, I just cracked up! After reading this article I asked myself, &#8220;if people really have that kinda money to spend, are we really in a recession?&#8221;</p>
<p>I hope that you&#8217;ll click on over <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/03/25/forget-cargo-your-pet-needs-to-fly-first-class/">here </a>and enjoy the laugh as much as I did!</p>
<p>Likewise, in case you thought flying from Israel to North America could get any more uncomfortable, you&#8217;ve got to check out <a href="http://blog.philipgbaker.com/my_weblog/2009/03/the-travel-good-show-preview.html">this </a> design, that even after giving it a couple looks up and down, still seems to resemble fashionable handcuffs more then anything else!</p>
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		<title>A Yellow and Yiddish Speaking Submarine!</title>
		<link>http://rabbimichaelgreen.com/blog/2009/03/04/a-yellow-and-yiddish-speaking-submarine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rabbi Michael Green</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[badchen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="alignright" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/393035857_2d847ea3f3.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="150" height="150" />In the spirit of Purim, I'd like to thank <a href="www.LifeofRubin.com">Chaim Rubin</a> for linking to this hilarious rendition of the song below sung by the famous Badchen, Yoely Lebovits! Who would've thought that they would live to hear a Yiddish Beatles song?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/393035857_2d847ea3f3.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="150" height="150" />In the spirit of Purim, I&#8217;d like to thank <a href="www.LifeofRubin.com">Chaim Rubin</a> for linking to this hilarious rendition of the song below sung by the famous Badchen, Yoely Lebovits! Who would&#8217;ve thought that they would live to hear a Yiddish Beatles song?</p>
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